Tuesday, May 9, 2006

Siapa Tanda Tangan Teks Proklamasi?

Ucok sepulang dari sekolah menangis tersedu-sedu. Hal ini membuat Bapaknya heran dan bertanya-tanya apa gerangan penyebabnya.

Bapak : “Kenapa kau Cok?? Aku liat wajah kau kuzut kali…”
Ucok : “Aku diusir Bu Guru Pak…”
Bapak : “Woalaah! Kenapa??”
Ucok : “Bu Guru kan nanya.. siapa yang tandatangan teks proklamasi?”
Bapak : “Lantas kau jawab apa?”
Ucok : “Bukan aku Bu… Sumpah! Bukan aku, Bu!!”
Bapak : “Ah, zaalah kaulah itu! Ngaku aja kau, apa zalahnya.. Zekarang masuk sekolah zusah nak.”
Ucok : “Iya.. ya Pak yaaa!”

Wednesday, May 3, 2006

Survival at Work

How long have you been working? Have you found out how to get promoted faster? This tips are important for those who want to impress your boss so they can get promoted faster.

Survival at Work

1. Never walk without a document in your hands
People with documents in their hands look like hardworking employees heading for important meetings. People with nothing in their hands look like they’re heading for the cafeteria. People with a newspaper in their hand look like they’re heading for the toilet. Above all, make sure you carry loads of stuff home with you at night, thus generating the false impression that you work longer hours than you do.